RUDOLPH THE STATISTICIAN
(Sung to the tune of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)
Rudolph, the statistician
Sampled data everywhere.
Mean heights and heart conditions
Calculated with great care.
All of his population
Gathered from coast to coast
Sought out his information;
He would always give the most.
Then one foggy Christmas eve
Santa came to say,
"Rudolph, with your pencil write,
What gifts I should take tonight."
Quickly he polled the children,
Then Rudolph shouted out with glee:
"Stats did provide the answer:
Give Nintendo and Barbie!"
Source - posted by Sanderson on the AP Statistics Forum
